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• What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
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• Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the 'Kelp-wanted' ads.
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• Why are manatees so wrinkled?
Did you ever try to iron one?
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• What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?
Moby Plum.
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• What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
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• What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
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• Why did the military send the octopus off to war?
Because it was well-armed.
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• What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms
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• Why did the crab cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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