• Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Because within 3 hours they can train a human to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

• What is a whale's favorite TV show?

The Flukes of Hazard.

• What time is it when a whale runs into your boat?

Time to get a new boat.

• Why was the whale so sad?

Because he was a Blue whale.

• What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales.

• Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

• Why do whales sing?

Because they can't talk.

• How can you make a whale float?

With root beer, ice cream and a whale.

• Have you ever seen a fish cry?

No, but I have seen a whale blubber.

• There was a sea scout camp near a beach where the porpoises were so friendly that they swam to shore every night at dinner time. Every night the chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents...and porpoises."